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To protect your identity, please provide answers to these security questions:
Question: Your childhood best friend’s name:
a. Jakx
b. Ozymandias
c. That kid, you know
d. Perrismith
Question: What color are your bedroom walls?
a. Light beige
b. Dark beige
c. Beige
d. Pale beige
Question: Who’s to blame?
a. Not me
b. Not I
c. Not myself
d. What’s it to ya?
Question: What’s good here?
a. Chocolate fondue
b. Squid
c. Double-lemon cappuccinos
d. Dog berries
Question: What is your romantic partner’s favorite species of flea?
a. Cigitenua cactylopsyllinae
b. Thysonata paraneopsyllini
c. Opisodasys enoplus
d. Ceratophyllus coahuilensis
Question: There, are you happy now?
a. Yes, yes I am
b. Don’t rub it in
c. This whole thing could have been avoided
d. She started it